STRANGE FACTS ABOUT THEISLAND OF MORANGI PORA PUNDA - Conclusion
If you haven't already read the first two parts of this story please scroll down and read them before this one or it will make absolutely no sense (Some say it makes no sense anyway)

This just in from Rooters News Service:
"The Island of Morangi Pora Punda was completely demolished today when an unknown number of high powered catfishing boats repeatedly circled the island throwing beer cans and shouting their mysterious slogan, "YEEE-HAW", causing a tsunami that washed the island completely away. The surviving natives have been recued by a passing garbage scow and are on their way to Los Angeles where a generous United States has agreed to take them in as homeless refugees. The captain of the garbage scow reports that he is able to sail straight to Los Angeles as the natives ate his entire cargo.
The mysterious boats were reported to have been flying flags reading, "Redneck Yacht Club", an aparently hitherto unknown terrorist group. The CIA is investigating the incident and the President of the United States has declared that he will take immediate action once the country sheltering this group has been identified. They seem to have ties to the Mississippi, Arkansas, Oklahoma region of the United states. They may also have underground cells in Texas.

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