You kids best get to your homework. Ain't Jody home yet? He done what!!? Throwed somethin at a skunk? Then what? The skunk throwed somethin back. Quick run lock the doors. Don't let him inta the house. I'll go strip him down and burn his clothes. Gimme that old ragged dog blanket there. He kin wrap up in that till your ma gits home from waitressin at the Feed 'N Fuel truck stop. One a you younguns call there and tell her to bring home a couple gallons of tomato juice. Tell her we'll be out in the barn. We got to scrub this boy down with it. I swear one of these days I'm agonna sell that boy off to the circus if they'd have him. He's a natural born calamity on two legs.
OH LORDY. Look what's comin up the path. Quick Jody. Head for the barn!!!
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